Contributed by jose on from the many-trained-eyes-make-robust-code dept.
"Another semester over here, and this time something remotely useful came of it. As part of an independant study I put together a short paper on practical auditing for security vulnerabilities. It's not entirely polished and I'd like to add more binary auditing examples, but it can be found atLurene's paper is pretty cool, I looked at some early drafts. I think that people who are interested in getting into auditing are going to want to look at this and add it to their library.http://www.daemonkitty.net/lurene/papers/Audit.pdf
Comments, corrections, etc are always welcome."
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By Christopher M. Paul () chris.paul@teamrci.com on http://www.teamrci.com
Then college students are helping your consulting business with its chances for 2003.
I LOVE THIS OS!!!
I just want to cover my office with fishy posters
Anyone ever hear the band from new orleans, the Radiators?
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hahaha :)
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By Rob Sessink () rob_ses@web.de on mailto:rob_ses@web.de
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By Anonymous Coward () on
Guess what? Considering you can reply(post comments) to the story makes this forum more than appropriate to make "comments", and suggest "corrections".
By Anonymous Coward () on
There are a few grammar problems in the first sentence.
Dumbass.
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By W () on
It's always funny when someone who badmouths others grammar have bad grammar themselfes. And english is my second language, so I get these kinds of remarks all the time.
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I'm incorrect according to your environment? How about according to the Oxford dictionary? :)
"is" and "are" have the same meaning.
Dumbass.
"in" and "with" are both prepositions with similar meanings. Which makes either words appropriate in their use.
Dumbass.
Last, and of most importance. You've commited the commonly known informal fallacy of 'ad hominem' abusive. You've ignored my statement, and have verbally abused me. Doing so does not prove my statement invalid.
Stating that there is no grammar problems with the paper would have been of more use than trying to attack the person making the statement.
Hopefully, you're bird brain will lead you in the right direction instead of backwards, next time.
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By jolan () on
Don't you mean "your bird brain"?
Dumbass.
By Anonymous Coward () on
Let's begin, shall we?
"Is" and "are" are both conjugations of the verb "be". "Is" is the third person singular present indicative form of "be". "Are" is the second person singular and plural and first and third person plural present indicative form of "be". The two words are derived from the same verb, but serve very different purposes.
As the two words refer to different quantities of objects (since, in this case, we are concerned solely with the issue of singular vs. plural, rather than the considerably more tricky issue of first vs. second vs. third person), the words are grammatically distinct.
A failure to properly recognize the quantity of objects being referred to by the verb (in this case, mistakes) indicates an incomplete mastery of English grammar.
Dumbass.
Your obviously unresearched statement that "in" and "with" have similar meanings is laughable. Both "in" and "with" have multiple definitions, leading to a variety of potential uses for both words. However, the words are by no means completely interchangeable.
The first definition of the word "in" is "within the limits, bounds, or area of". The mistakes which we previously discussed were clearly contained within the bounds of the first sentence of the fourth section of the linked paper.
Let us, for the sake of contrast, examine the use of the word "with" in the same context. The word "with" generally indicates a distinction between subject and object of the sentence. This can be clearly seen in the common usages of the word "with" (for instance: "accompanying", "next to", or "alongside of").
Dumb bitch.
I'd also like to take the chance to point out that our motivations are similar. You were attempting to improve the grammar of Ms. Lurene Grenier, perhaps hoping that improved grammar on her part would result in greater acceptance of her ideas. I attempted to improve the grammar of an anonymous coward, hoping that improved grammar on his (or her) part would result in greater acceptance of his (or her) ideas.
Calling you a dumbass was simply my way of bringing to your attention the fact that you are woefully lacking in credentials as a grammar instructor. Even your response to my original comment is positively *riddled* with grammatical errors. I am unimpressed with your moral outrage, and I haven't the patience, time, or masochistic tendencies required to correct the errors in the comment to which I am currently responding.
If you wish to learn more about grammar, I suggest taking an American seventh grade English class. Such courses usually lay a strong foundation of grammar skills upon which you may build an understanding of my criticisms.
Cretinous dumbass.
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By Libby () on
However, the grammatical capabilities, or lack thereof, of Lurene really don't affect the content of her paper, except to anal retentive bastards who think they know everything.
anal retentive cretinous dumbass.
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By Anonymous Coward () on
What I *did* take time to criticize were the errors made by the original poster. If such an obviously incapable person feels himself to be skilled enough to dictate grammar to Ms. Grenier, then he should certainly be humble enough to accept similar instruction from a person with a greater mastery of the English language than his.
Maybe calling him a dumbass was out of line. However, being truthful was always more important to me than being polite.
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By Libby () on
and yes, calling him a dumbass probably was a little harsh at first... until his second post.
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By Dr. Spike () on
If you look about two posts down you'll see a good example of constructive criticism... I just wish more posts were along those lines :-/
I'm just happy that somebody took the time to write this paper, and more happy that they decided to share it with the rest of us. Obviously there will be a few rough edges - this is a draft after all!
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By pravus () on
also, the example in 7.1 seems wrong. she writes:
if((fd = open(tmpfile, O_WRONLY)) == NULL)
but this should be
if((fd = open(tmpfile, O_WRONLY)) == -1)
since open returns -1 on error. NULL (typically 0) could be a valid file descriptor. she's probably thinking about fopen() which returns a (FILE *).
all-in-all, not bad. there are definately quite a few helpful tips.
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By vincent () vincent at igc ethz ch on mailto:vincent at igc ethz ch
"definItely"
;-)
take care,
v.
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Please note, that list was not necessarily done in order of importance.
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By Anonymous Coward () on
She's a dyke. She's not interested in men. That includes you and me. How could this possibly turn you on?
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By argol () tom@argol.org on http://www.argol.org
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By Lurene () lurene@daemonkitty.net on http://www.daemonkitty.net/lurene/
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By argol () tom@argol.org on http://www.argol.org
You'll taste the best chocolates ever (-:
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And why would it be weird that a guy may get attracted to a lesbian? She won't be interested, indeed, but that's not the point.
What you're saying is the same as saying it's ridiculous for a (regular) guy to feel attracted to a beautiful photo model, which will almost certainly never show any interest in him either.
Or do you just have a problem with dykes?
(now let's quit this off-topic crap)
By tase () tanase@alioth.net on mailto:tanase@alioth.net
from now on i'll get an erection everytime i see C.
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Programming docs. I found it quite comprehensive.
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hot? are you losers completely demented?
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http://www.daemonkitty.net/lurene/lurene-pics/beautifulkiss.jpg
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As a male who likes females, I think they're a couple of cuties and wish them all the happiness they can handle.
You obviously don't know what "hot" is.
I hope you enjoy fucking your fist, because that's all you deserve.